N 2: Joke about god and lottery
Harry prays to God: Dear
Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears
a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
N 1: Joke about lottery
Son, if you really want something in this
life, you have to
work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
