There are four kinds of sex :
-
House sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the
house in every room.
- Bedroom sex - After you have been married for
a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
- Hall sex - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F:::CK YOU"
- Courtroom sex - When your
wife and her
lawyer f:::ck you in the
divorce court in front of many
people for every penny you've got.