A child asked his father, "How were
people born?" So his father said, "
Adam and Eve made
babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his
mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were
monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your
mom was talking about her side of the family."