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N 28: Joke about cheating, husband, wife and confidence
What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You’re next!" N 27: Joke about husband, wife
A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?"
The husband: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!" N 26: Joke about husband, wife
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!" next >