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N 6: Joke about god, men, dildo vulgar
Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn. N 5: Joke about lawyer and god
What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer N 4: Joke about god, sperm vulgar
How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate! N 3: Joke about god and lottery
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket. N 2: Joke about god
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman?
Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why. N 1: Quote about god
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.