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N 5: Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant. N 4: Joke about girlfriend and baby
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number! N 3: Joke about girlfriend
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education." N 2: Joke about girlfriend
2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours. N 1: Joke about girlfriend
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.