N 4: Funny picture about drunk and lawn
N 3: Joke about taxi and drunk
3 drunk guys entered
a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him
money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next
time, you nearly killed us!"
N 2: Quote about drunk
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
N 1: Joke about drunk black
I can't think of anything worse after
a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.