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N 3: Quote about driving
Never drive faster than a guardian angel can fly. N 2: Quote about driving and wife
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. N 1: Joke about age and driving
A woman in her 70s was driving with a friend. She went through a red light. The friend didn't say anything. But then she went through another one. The friend said, "Do you realize you just went through two red lights?"
"Oh," she said, "was I driving?"