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N 3: Joke about doctor black
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine." N 2: Joke about doctor black
Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first surgery operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too. N 1: Joke about diarrhea, doctor black
Patient asks his doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
Doctor: "Yes, if you are able to fill it up. "