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N 5: Joke about death black
A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said "ship her home".
Shocked, the undertaker asked "but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"
The husband replied "a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead... I cant take the chance!"

N 4: Joke about death black
A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.
The e-mail reads:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

N 3: Quote about heaven and death
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

N 2: Quote about death black
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

N 1: Joke about death black
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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