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N 6: Joke about opinion cynical
Do you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That's right, me neither.

N 5: Joke about hurt cynical
The last thing I want to do is to hurt you.
But we'll get there eventually, once I've gone through the entire list.

N 4: Joke about stupidity, cynical short
Of course you're not stupid.
You just have bad luck when you think.

N 3: Joke about x-ray, photography, cynical short
Some people's x-rays actually look much better than their photographs.

N 2: Joke about anniversary, vulgar cynical
An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.
"Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."
"Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say, should we get naked?"
The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"

N 1: Joke about bust cynical
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

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