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N 3: Joke about crime
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

N 2: Joke about crime
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the guy who stealing it.

N 1: Joke about crime
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

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