N 2: Joke about blonde and boss
A boss tells
a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour.
So, when would you like to start?"
"In three months."
N 1: Joke about boss, secretary, sex vulgar
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the
time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for
a moment then called her
boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the
money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call
girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f:::cking!"
