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N 63: Funny picture about putin black
N 62: Funny picture about matryoshka doll, putin, death black
N 61: Joke about birds, mouse black
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. N 60: Joke about lawyer black
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog. N 59: Funny picture about dentists, christmas tree black
N 58: Joke about spider, snoring black
Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts. N 57: Joke black wordplay
How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. N 56: Joke about face black
Funny offence: With a face like yours, you have a good chance in a lawsuit against your parents. N 55: Joke about coffee black
Before my first cup of coffee I hate everybody. That doesn't change after I've had that coffee, but it feels much better. N 54: Quote about people black
A lot of people are only alive today because the law makes it impossible to shoot them. N 53: Joke about doctor black
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine." N 52: Joke about doctor black
Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first surgery operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too. N 51: Joke about hunting black
Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you.
First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?" next >