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N 5: Verse black
There was a young fellow from Wark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a bitch,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark. N 4: Verse about dog black
My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.
And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face. N 3: Verse black short
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell." N 2: Verse about face black
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. N 1: Verse black
Mother puts her little daughter
for five minutes under water
not to make her any troubles
just to see the funny bubbles.