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N 6: Joke about bar and bra
What is the similarity between a bar and a bra ?
They both drive men crazy when they open. N 5: Joke about bar and men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married. N 4: Joke about bar
A man goes into a pub and says, "I'd like something tall, icy and full of gin."
The barman turns and shouts into the kitchen, "Oi, Doris!
Someone to see you!" N 3: Joke about bar and husband, wife
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
Then he asks for another.
After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while.
"But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night." N 2: Joke about bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then I'll go home." N 1: Joke about beer and bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
He only brought enough money for one beer though.
As hes drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom.
Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT IN THIS BEER", and walks to the bathroom.
When he comes back about 15 minutes later, theres another 3x5 note card next to his beer saying, "I SPIT IN IT TOO".