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N 3: Joke about apple and lawyer
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer? N 2: Joke about apple, worm black
- Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
- To find a half worm in your apple. N 1: Joke about lawyer, apple black
How is an apple like a lawyer?
They both look good hanging from a tree.