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N 2: Joke about anniversary, vulgar cynical
An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.
"Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."
"Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say, should we get naked?"
The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!" N 1: Joke about husband, wife and anniversary
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.