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N 19: Verse cynical
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What's he done to you? N 18: Verse about face
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours
Belongs in the Zoo. N 17: Verse about blow job vulgar
There was a young lady of Arden,
Who suck off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does that stuff go?"
And she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?" N 16: Verse black
There was a young fellow from Wark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a bitch,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark. N 15: Verse about cow vulgar
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow..... N 14: Verse about dog black
My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.
And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face. N 13: Verse about car
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.
Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo.
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are. N 12: Verse about dog
I am a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
I lift my LEG UP
And give you a SHOWER N 11: Verse about birds and poop
Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop. N 10: Verse black short
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell." N 9: Verse about face black
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. N 8: Verse about wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life. N 7: Verse about face short
Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space. N 6: Verse about sex
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid N 5: Verse about ass vulgar
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass
N 4: Verse vulgar
Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs
Аnd what’s between N 3: Verse about birds
Birdy birdy in the sky,
Left a poopie in my eye.
Me don’t care, me don’t cry,
Me just happy, that a cow can’t fly! N 2: Verse about sex short
If you want a little sex,
Ask my dog,
His name is Rex... N 1: Verse black
Mother puts her little daughter
for five minutes under water
not to make her any troubles
just to see the funny bubbles.