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Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.

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A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago." The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin", you sure never moved like that forty years ago or any time since that I can remember!" The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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