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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream... and two cows."

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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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