Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
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couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving
through the secluded countryside, they passed a
ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road
. The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago." The guy stopped the car
. His wife
backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love
like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin", you sure never moved like that forty years ago or any time
since that I can remember!" The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"
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