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A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat.
While walking round his new property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat.
The lawyer starts yelling, 'Oh my God!
Help me, help me!'
His wife runs up and asks what's the matter.
The lawyer points to his feet and screams, 'I'm melting!
I'm melting...!'

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At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "goat'."
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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