Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream... and two cows."
Joke about vampire
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter
when she picked up a
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Quote about growing up
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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